Blonde hair dye is a son of a bitch. However I need to get all the dark brown out of my hair so that when I put red on it tomorrow it will be a bright red, instead of dark red. Thusly, I’ll be blonde for one night. I looked at my boyfriend and was like “Hun, you get to sleep with a blonde tonight” his reply “Fuck that, hair-dye smells like shit - your sleeping on the pull-out couch.” roflmfao.
- Don’t flirt with them.
- Don’t gain feelings for them.
- Don’t make them gain feelings for you.
- Don’t make them confused about who they want.
- Don’t be a homewrecker.
- Fuck off.
Especially if that guy has a child. Than your not just ruining that couples life, but your ruining an innocent child’s life. I have to deal with this all the time, girls hitting on my man and trying to steal him away. I’m like - wtf is wrong with you, I get girls being competitive and what not, but I swear to god if you hurt my son in any way I will fucking stab a bitch.
why THE FUCK did I just eat toaster waffles and ice cream!!!
neither of those things mesh into my healthy eating plan
and I am allergic to milk
fml. fml. fml
Comox Valley, Vancouver Island, British Columia, Canada.
I’ve traveled a bit, and although other places are certainly beautiful, I have never been able to find anywhere I’d rather be. :)
It’s like TGIfriday’s, but inappropriate for children.
TMIF: I like to pretend my vagina has multiple personality disorder, some days it’s “Spike” the anti-social cactus… other days it’s “Peach” the lovely whorish princess. :)
